Nathan is 75 years old and has just married Rose, a 35 year old. They are very much in love, but no matter what Nathan does sexually, Rose can’t achieve an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask their rabbi for some advice.
When Rabbi Bloom hears their story, he says, "Here’s what you can do. Hire a handsome young man and during your lovemaking, get him to wave a white towel over you both. That will help Rose let her imagination run wild and should bring on an orgasm."
Nathan and Rose follow Rabbi Bloom's suggestion. They hire a handsome young man and next time they are making love, he waves a white towel over them as instructed. But it doesn't help Rose - she is still left unsatisfied.
So back to Rabbi Bloom they go.
Rabbi Bloom looks at Nathan and says, "OK. Let's try it another way round. Get your young man to make love to Rose and you wave the white towel over them."
Once again, Nathan and Rose follow Rabbi Bloom's advice. That night, as soon as the young man gets into bed with Rose, Nathan starts waving the white towel. The young man ‘works’ with great enthusiasm and soon Rose has an enormous, earth shattering orgasm.
Nathan smiles, looks at the young man and says to him smugly, "See - that’s how to wave a towel."
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