5 Unusual Sex Laws You Might Already Be Breaking

Many of us are under the belief that whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom is legal, and their own private business. There is never any reason for the law to get involved as long as the act meets those parameters and nobody gets injured. However, that is not the case.
There are quite a few laws on the books that make certain sexual acts illegal. Here are sex weird sex laws you may already be breaking.
Breath Mints. It is illegal to make love to your wife in Alexandria, Minnesota if your breath smells like garlic, onions or sardines. At your wife's request, you must brush your teeth before engaging in sexual activity with her. If you refuse and engage in sex with her, you are breaking the law. Although if a woman asks you to stop for any reason, and you don't, isn't that also breaking the law?

Mother is Watching. There may be some strange sex laws on the books in the United States, but there are a lot of restrictions around the world as well. Take the city of Cali, Colombia, which is rough on the "swinger" lifestyle. Women are legally only allowed to sleep with their husband, and the first time a woman has sex with her husband, the woman's mother must witness the event.
Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands. You may want to think twice before you engage in masturbation while in Indonesia. There is a law on the books in that country that deems the act illegal. If you are caught masturbating in Indonesia, the penalty is decapitation. That seems just a tad extreme.
Ambulance Chaser. Watch what you do in an ambulance in the town of Tremonton, Utah. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance while in that town. If a woman is caught having sex under those circumstances, she will be charged with a sexual misdemeanor. The town fathers in Tremonton may not have written a law that will not stand up to review. There are no such penalties listed for men. That's not equal justice. If women are going to be arrested for having sex in an ambulance, men deserve that right as well.
Controlled Aggression. When a man gets turned on, an erection is sure to follow. However, be careful where you point that loaded weapon. If you get an erection that shows under your clothing in the states of Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C., you are breaking the law.