AKPOS AND MUSA

musa: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have exams
next week.
Akpos: oh!
musa: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Akpos: No
musa: He invented the telephone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place.
musa: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Akpos: No
musa: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again.
musa: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Akpos: No
musa: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Akpos got irritated and said: Do you know who Adewale Azeeze Saremekun is?
musa: No
Akpos: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since five months ago. If you stop taking night courses, you would know.

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